{"id":1166,"date":"2017-01-23T21:52:37","date_gmt":"2017-01-23T19:52:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/?p=1166"},"modified":"2017-02-06T17:06:41","modified_gmt":"2017-02-06T15:06:41","slug":"hahahaha-flasche-leer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/?p=1166","title":{"rendered":"Hahahaha Flasche leer!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">In der Kita nat\u00fcrlich immer wieder\u00a0gro\u00dfes Thema: auslachen.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Das T\u00f6chterchen jedenfalls\u00a0 sitzt in der K\u00fcche und sagt zum Vater:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><strong>\u201eIch lache jetzt die Britzelwasserflasche aus.\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><strong>\u201eWarum denn?\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><strong>\u201eWeil sie leer ist.\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Woraufhin das T\u00f6chterchen\u00a0so demonstrativ wie k\u00fcnstlich und unter Zuhilfenahme des Zeigefingers\u00a0 die Wasserflasche auslacht:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\"><strong>\u201eHahahahaha!\u201c<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" align=\"JUSTIFY\">Absurdes Theater Hilfsausdruck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In der Kita nat\u00fcrlich immer wieder\u00a0gro\u00dfes Thema: auslachen. Das T\u00f6chterchen jedenfalls\u00a0 sitzt in der K\u00fcche und sagt zum Vater: \u201eIch lache jetzt die Britzelwasserflasche aus.\u201c \u201eWarum denn?\u201c \u201eWeil sie leer ist.\u201c Woraufhin das T\u00f6chterchen\u00a0so demonstrativ wie k\u00fcnstlich und unter Zuhilfenahme des Zeigefingers\u00a0 die Wasserflasche auslacht: \u201eHahahahaha!\u201c Absurdes Theater Hilfsausdruck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1166"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1181,"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1166\/revisions\/1181"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.sanktneff.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}